What do Osama bin Laden, the world’s biggest cargo ship, a motherload of quartz (yeah, I meant ‘load’), the world’s fourth most-wanted criminal (some call him the deadliest), the CIA, MI6, a shipload of onions (seriously, onions), drug running, gold smuggling, a magnate’s visceral gut wrenching fear as his global empire hung on a thread, the Cook Islands, Dubai, last November’s Mumbai terror attacks, a current National Government minister, a brazen $278 million dollar fraud against the Government of Indonesia, money laundering in Australia and India, run out of an Auckland office, the NZSX, and a former Cabinet Minister in the Helen Clark government